Eeek.. Skidmarks!

My DKs,

Mommy can't help laughing remembering a certain incident that happened a couple of years back. Although I must warn you that you have to be old enough to read this and be ready for the graphic horrid details of my unfortunate but hilarious encounter.

So I was dating this guy, P for sometime and things were getting hot and heavy. I wasn't so into him but just gave him a chance because he has been courting (yes, it was still a norm then! mwahaha) for close to 7 years and your grand mama loved him for being such an under the saya.

Everytime people asked me if he was cute or hot, I'd always say that he's nice. Yes, just nice. Nothing more, nothing less. Mommy doesn't want to be bad but come on, he looked like a sumo wrestler. Eats like a sumo wrestler and belches like a sumo wrestler. Get the picture?

Anyhow, we were about to get it on.. articles of clothing were falling on the floor, the room getting a bit tad warmer.. and then I see his sumo wrestler glory in just a pair of tighty whities.. right, ok. Gulp. No backing out now I guess.

That tiny piece of cloth soon fell down in his ankles. BIG GULP. Instead of me zooming into his tiny weeny little friend, I actually looked down at the poor tighty whities and noticed something.. Something brown, something long, something like a smear on those pristine white briefs. Then it hit me - SKIDMARKS!

Ugh.

What little appetite I had soon diminished and I don;t even know why the heck I ask him but I did - "Why is it there?" and to that he replied "I didn't realized that I didn't clean it off eniterly".

Yuck. Gross. Pathetic.

P for POOP.

Hahaha :)